By now, we’ve all become quite familiar with the term “Power Five.”
It has supplanted “I hate the BCS” as the most overused phrase in the college football lexicon, and it is already the official name of the unofficial new world order of the sport.
But what happens if (and when) the SEC, ACC, Big 12, Big Ten and Pac-12 break away and form their own league? SEC commissioner Mike Slive is already saying that if the big boys aren’t granted autonomy they’ll consider creating a new NCAA division to separate them from the Football Bowl Subdivision, Football Championship Subdivision and Divisions II and III.
Once that happens we’ll have Triple-A pro football. And since the idea to grant some form of payment to players is gaining momentum, perhaps the National Football League will even help subsidize it.
While no one asked me (and they probably never will), here’s how I’d set it up:
As it stands right now, the Power Five consists of 65 teams.
So that means you’ll have a 65-team league which I’ll call the Football Elite Subdivision (FES).
To do this right, we’ll have to do away with the conferences as they now exist.
That will upset some traditionalists, but I’m sure the introduction of face masks and the extinction of H-shaped goal posts upset traditionalists too.
It’s kinda like when Katie Holmes played Rachel Dawes in Batman Begins but was replaced by Maggie Gyllenhaal in The Dark Knight. It’s unsettling, but you just have to deal with it.
So with 65 teams you would need four conferences in the FES. You can call them East, Central, Midwest or West, or you can name them after the four Teletubbies for all I care.
Makes no difference to me.
But whatever the conferences are called, they would be divided up into four, 16-team groups.*
*Yep, a league comprised of 65 schools means one conference will have 17 teams. That spur team can be dealt with in three ways — one, you can choose not to worry about it; two, you kick a team out; or three, you expand to 72 teams and have four, 18-school conferences.
Again, makes no difference to me. I’m just thinking out loud and typing.
Each conference will be divided into two eight-team divisions* and play a 12 game regular season schedule. Under this arrangement, a slate would feature seven division foes, three cross-division games, and two out-of-conference matchups
*I know, I know, one division will have nine teams unless the expansion plan goes through, in which case each division will have nine teams. Just try to stay focused on the big picture right now.
Anyway, instead of some committee deciding who competes in the postseason, which is the case with the fledgling College Football Playoffs, the tournament format will be simple.
The two division winners of each conference will play each other, and champions will advance to a Final Four.
As is the case now, the championship game can go to the highest bidder each season, while the semifinals can be rotated among the major bowls.
The rest of the bowls can be populated by schools that didn’t win their divisions, meaning there would still be some pretty attractive matchups.
But Scott, you ask, what about the non-Power Five conferences? Won’t they be marginalized?
Yes, they will. But they already are, aren’t they?
And if the Power Five forms its own league, perhaps the American Athletic, Western Athletic, Conference USA, etc. can develop their own championship tourney.
And since bowl games continue to pop up like kudzu, there will still be opportunities for their teams to play holiday football.
So that’s my plan.
It might seem a bit silly right now, but don’t be surprised if something like it evolves from the Power Five sooner than you think.
The big boys are already setting the wheels in motion.
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